Car Thoughts

• What the fuck kind of bird is THAT?
• Billboard-"Jesus Christ is still coming"- Maybe "still on his way" would be a better choice of phrase.
• Hey dude! I can totally see you over there picking your nose! Good dog, is there a treasure up in there or what?
• You, Mr. Dick Motorcycle Man, are why people dislike motorcyclists. You, personally.
• I've invented brain yoga!
• AAAARGH! Not again with the Lady Antebellum! I think I may throw up.
• You are so right, I should only be doing 60 on the highway. Thank you for being in the fast lane and preventing me from speeding. Your goodness will be rewarded in heaven.
• I want Michelle Obama arms.
• I hope no one notices that I have two different socks on.
• I just burnt my uvula.
• ♪Silent e is a ninja. Silent e is a ninja.♫